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freckledtrekkie:

lick-tish:

burghers:

where do i apply to become a goddess 

you can’t apply for a job you already have 

smooth as fuck

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

all-hail-catherinethegreat:

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

all-hail-catherinethegreat:

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

(Source: logicsomething, via fuckyeahloldemort)

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

(Source: 4gifs, via fuckyeahloldemort)

rockinglittlebookworm:

piercing-whore:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via peevesies)